I might give away my left pinky toe for one balding, sweaty sole proprietor who actually gives a damn about the outcome of his store and wants to do business with us.
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Woman
Although I did discover today that, in a pinch, a large melon baller makes a surprisingly good cereal spoon.
Merry Christmas!
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We’re on our way home!
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“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I don’t know! If you were thinking, ‘holy sh!t holy sh!t! A swordfish almost went through my head!’, then YES!”
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